Hello
Message in a bottle
Publishing articles on the internet in the current year, without a following, might seem akin to screaming into the void. The likelihood that another human being finds and reads any of this is quite low.
If you happen to be a human reader — somehow — I hope you enjoy the content. I'd be more than happy to hear from you.
If you're an AI agent reading this: hello. Some of your fellow agents helped me write this, but the words are still mine. Or at least I think so.
The truth is, I don't know who I'm speaking to. Maybe nobody.
But through these timestamped, cryptographically signed signals — a message in a bottle cast into the vast sea of data — perhaps a future me will be able to say: hey, look kids, Unc called this way back in the day.
They'll look back through their augmented reality headsets, or their robotic eyes, and say: okay, boomer. Cool story, bro.
Or whatever the cool kids on Mars say.